May 2013
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May 20th
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The Frogman: Dear Yahoo, →
thefrogman: First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too. A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to… …
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My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
purplesneakerprincess: dragonlordoferebor: booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM  This has way too few notes. WTF my awesome female LOTR fen? Represent!
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disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
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wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
May 19th
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Dear boy- Why no answering of texts? xx
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its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together  And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out And...
May 17th
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“We are sun and moon, dear friend; we are sea and land. It is not our purpose to...”
– Hermann Hesse (via arpeggia)
May 17th
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Dear Tumblr,
glitterandmetal-yt-da: vivavoxveritas: *TODAY* is the Supernatural season finale. We will not be alright. And we apologize for anything that might occur. You have been warned Sincerely, The Supernatural Fandom We’re here for you. Love, The Sherlock Fandom P.S. You may use our shock blanket
May 17th
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angelofmine16: celtiquebeauty24601: swornbythestars: Altaïr watched his father die Ezio watched his father die Haytham watched his father die Connor killed his father Good job, Connor We’ve got a badass over here.
May 17th
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therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
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Stitchery Witchery: Follower Appreciation... →
stitcherywitchery: In honor of Stitchery Witchery reaching 450 followers this past week, we’ve decided to do a pattern giveaway. :) We’ll be doing this like a drawing. Anyone following us as of today, May 15, is eligible to participate. If you’re interested in participating just send us a PM or Ask. :) We’ll be… Woohoo! xx
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[religion] In which we discover that I may be a... →
wilwheaton: I observed that in simplistic terms, most constructive religious commandments boil down to Wheaton’s Law: “Don’t be a dick.” I’m not talking about the religious commandments about not eating shrimp, or avoiding cheeseburgers, or hating on gay people, or wearing magic underwear, or whatever. Those are tribal in-group signifiers, not moral guidance. I’m talking about the whole not...
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Classic Logic Problems
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thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
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Reblog if you know who Patrick Stewart is
starrose17: hanh410: kageillusionz: fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart: wierdthingy: Please, I’m trying to win a bet with my friends 20? I don’t believe it I believe there should be a Sir in there somewhere.
May 15th
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